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by L&R

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1.	Gravitron 01:16	lyrics
Gravitron, Gravitron, spin around, word is bond Gravitron, Gravitron, shapen like a pentagon High speed, super fast, quicker than a rocket blast Man I hope it doesn’t crash, go in for another pass Gravitron: shocking force – spinning fast, right on course You are flyin’ out the door – body burning on the floor Gravity cavity virtual insanity Crime against humanity, bigger than a manatee Gravitron, Avalon Hard to get a handle on Spin around like a top I don’t think it’s gonna stop No, it ain’t gonna quit – revolution turning quick Everybody getting sick: yuck, puke, ooh, ick Oh my OshKosh B’gosh, I am spinning like a watch And my blood is rushing up & down, my head is falling off Oh no, can you handle it – the Gravitron rattlin’ I’m paddlin’ the Gravitron, the Gravitron is gallopin’ It’s floating & it’s going & it’s smoking & it’s pouring And it’s never ever boring if the motor isn’t broken Holy supercalifragilistic Gravitron is fatalistic It’ll crack you like a Triscuit – it’ll smash you like a biscuit It’ll bite you like a bullet – it’ll gallop on your gullet It’ll pull you when it’s pullin’ – it’ll make you have a mullet
2.	The Blob 01:40	lyrics
He is the blob: he is runnin’ after you And you better run fast – he will capture you And straight plaster you, learn & master you So you better haul ass & run faster, boo Cuz the blob ain’t playin’ around – the whole town Is shut down, there’s blob all over the ground And dead bodies, rotting flesh, piles of death mounds The blob’s red yellow pink black & brown Blob ruining plants, blob ruining homes Blob ruining people, blob oozing foam He’s evil, mean, nasty, very intense Blob killing the children, blob climbing the fence You better look out now, the blob’s got you trapped He will envelop your whole frame & copy your raps And you will smother in blubber, you can’t chew the fat He’s the blob, motherfucker, word up & that’s that I was chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, coolin’ Shootin’ some B-ball outside of the school when Out of nowhere comes this gigantic blob He lurches at me with his slimy globs Yo, son, I was frightened – I tried to fight back But the blob started slimin’ me – word up, jack So the blob is chasin’ me: yuck, it’s nasty I don’t know how much longer I can last, G Then the blob says: Stop, P, stop I said: How’d you know my name is P? then I stopped The blob said: Oh, P, I love you, P I was buggin’, see – how could this blob love me? I said: Blob, you don’t even know me – He said: I know How can I get to know you when you’re scared of me, tho? When I gave him a chance, we went back to my place We kissed real romantically, right in the face
3.	Vandalism 01:41	lyrics
Clap your hands, everybody Everybody just clap your hands I remember parties out in the park With the girlies rubbin’ up in the dark I was smooth – throwin’ bottles & cans At the window: breakin’ things with my hands I use spray paint: write my name on the wall Of your building – then I go to the mall And cause mayhem: beat, murder & bash Until some little sucka wanna get in my path And he challenged me to a duel Of damage – so we met after school And we damaged to the gym and the pool And he vanished – I destroyed the fool Vandalism: world vandal champ I win titles when I stomp & tramp So if you ever see me with a spray paint can You better load up the gun & protect your land I’m the vandal I wanna vandalize, I wanna throw some rocks I wanna spray paint your car with the words “Let’s Rock” Keep breakin’ things & then runnin’ away I blow up your house with a laser ray I’m badder than ever: throwin’ bricks thru glass Drivin’ my bulldozer straight over your ass Gasoline pourin’, rip roarin’, doin’ no good Tantalizin’, vandalizin’ everything in the ’hood Glass bottles, spring guns, & iron crowbars Smashing up, destroying trucks, houses, cars And banging, never am I failing I’m prevailing, hanging out over the railing And spitting on people up off the building Highly unstable chemical spilling Some people hate me, but I don’t care I toilet-paper their house & put gum in their hair
4.	Winter Wonderland 01:43	lyrics
Winter wonderland, polar ice cap, let’s build a snowman Figure skating like Brian Boitano but hard as Conan Frostbitten: you freeze in my ice palace & die Hypothermia 40 degrees beneath Fahrenheit Snow monkeys downhill ski bunny it’s drug money Dog sledding my Siberian huskies Thru the labyrinth – icicles glistenin’ from the rooftop Snow fallin’: the Blizzard of Ozz – no it don’t stop Speed skating, indigenous Eskimo woman dating Jack Frost nipping your nose, precipitating My ice storm – plate tectonic glacier of rock Downhill slalom phenomenal column of ice blocks Jingle bells, we’re riding a sleigh, waiting for Santa Winter wonderland: cool like the Copacabana Bring a jacket & mittens, moon boots, smothering avalanche Hand warmers & mufflers – break you off like a tree branch Yo we got some amazingly frightful weather outside for Christmas I be seein’ some little squirrels shiverin’, the ice was this thick The snow comin’ down upon my dome piece I be seein’ a whole flock o’ whole lotta geese be flyin’ in a “V” Word, cuz it’s chilly – but I got a jacket that’s Big Willy & no teeth chatterin’ like Chilly Willy I see the nighttime sky, up so high I spy Big snow chunks be fallin’ down upon my eye And very slippery upon the icy roads is very rickety The winder wonderland is very crystally With ice rocks & ice blocks The weather be so snowy, I be wearin’ mittens throwin’ my dice shot Inside it’s nice & hot with hot toddy to hit the right spot And when we open up presents, I got a nice glock So won’t you sit down & listen to the man That make you understand winter wonderland
5.	Killing People with Metal Blades 01:47	lyrics
I’m gonna kill you: shooting your body up with a gun Nowhere to run – killin’ everybody is fun Till I’m all done, & my hands are really bloody My boots are really muddy, I’m gonna murder somebody With a big knife. Now I’m sneakin’ up on your wife & ready to slice, chop her & dice, takin’ her life Cuz I love death, & I murder people with hammers I bam, rip her & slam her while spitting this country grammar For my hometown. Killin’ people with metal blades Diggin’ a grave, murdering Mike, Donny & Dave With a sharp ax right in the back, I’m so demonic I’m slammin’ haters like Onyx & waterin’ electronics When I shock you, murder & maim, punish & mock you My crews goin’ thru Fu-Schnickens like Poc Fu Gonna kill now, gonna kill now Death murder maim kill, gonna kill now Down, down, baby, kill you with a gun Goin’ boom-boom, baby, cocked ready to let it go Shimmy shimmy cocoa what listen to it: pow Kill another couple dead bodies on the ground Well you can find me in the dungeon with many knives Taken all your lives, makin’ sure no one’s alive With my metal knives, and my ball with many spikes I’m killin’ man woman & child, girl or guy In the torture chamber, with the death machine of danger Decapitating strangers and hanging you on a hanger I’m the psycho thug, psycho mug with psycho drugs I’m wearing psycho Lugz to dance in psycho clubs You a player hater – I’m a player decapitator I’m cutting up your carcass like a DJ on the fader Cuz I’m really weird: a white smock and long beard Two pointy ears – pass the beer, I’m outta here
6.	Working on the Railroad 01:23	lyrics
Working on the railroad working on the railroad Tell me where you been I been working on the railroad Laying down tracks watching the train Doing tons of rails. What, doing cocaine? No working on the railroad every day From six in the morning till the sun goes away Whoa Gummy that sounds hard. You bet your ass I work so hard on trains that’s moving fast Now Dinah come here and blow your horn Who’s Dinah? That’s my wife she’s hardcore She loves trains and banjos and country songs And we like to make love all night long Ya gotta pass the whisky I need a drink Black Tail Whisky help me think Ah come on and pass it around Drinking some whisky howdy how Here I am working on the railroad Here at the railroad ho ho ho Here come the train again beep beep Ow the train just smashed my feet Working real hard down on the railroad Pick up the dirt and shovel it slow Here at the railroad having some fun Working till the long-ass day is done Pass the whisky I need a drink Black Tail Whisky help me think Ah come on and pass it around Drinking some whisky howdy how
7.	Pump It 01:27	lyrics
A – B – C – 1 – 2 – 3 I met a girl by the name Lucy She had the lock I had the key Shake your booty get down and freak All the pretty ladies love my style Hair gets combed and my nails get filed Do the Can-Can the girls go wild Store my rhymes in a great big pile Come on let your body go Like leaves on the ground I rake the dough Drive the sailboat you know my flow Mom and dad and my brother Joe Get up get up it’s time to strut Find me the girl with the great big butt Tall and slender top contender Uh girl what’s your agenda MCB in the place to be I’m cutting all rap down like a tree Yo G you get crushed like a flea Everybody come and jump in the death machine OK hey call a spade a spade Kool-Aid Powerade and Gatorade Got girls on the phone girls at home Girls on the seat on my Cadillac Brougham Down Boardwalk take a stroll Ladies know I’m plated gold No I didn’t say blow so I’m the duplicator not the original I was broke but now I got dough Where’s your girl I really don’t know Red to stop you know green means go You better slow when it’s yellow
8.	Don't Pee in the Pool 01:43	lyrics
I wanna swim in the pool, but when I go to get in I feel the warm water hitting my shin Yo what the hell could it be, G? – You better listen to this The swimming pool ain’t safe: somebody pissed And the water is gold, warm when it should be cold And everybody better do what they’re told Don’t pee in the pool – Don’t do it again If you pee in the pool, I’ll pee on your friend My man Daddy-O once said to me He knew a brother that went down to the sea And he swam the ocean deep And then he died when he drowned when someone had to pee So don’t pee in the pool: pee in the bathroom Yo, tell em what’s up – Get on the pontoon And we’ll swim & fight for peace Or get out of the pool if you have to pee I’m jumpin’ in to the swimmin’ pool to do a lap I’m lookin’ around cuz somethin’ smells like crap Thinkin’ somebody peed inside the public pool Cuz the water is warm but it should really be cool Yo, G, ha ha – I don’t like it at all If you pee in the swimmin’ pool, ya gotta have gall But the perpetrator he’s tryin’ to run away now Yeah boy, run a power move on his balls I’m swingin’ & missin’ But the sucka keeps pissin’ Now I’m mad, I howl I’m in a bar brawl If ya piss in the pool You know ya just ain’t cool Tryin’ to make us drown To keep the black man down But I fight the piss – I can’t help you, G I’m lookin’ right to left: I see gold pee I say – Yo, get up a-get get get down Yeah, tell em now what’s goin’ down