Pish Posh, by The Bryan-Dynamics

Pish Posh

by The Bryan-Dynamics

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1.	Ten Rock 01:19	lyrics
Ten rock black hole dynamite soul yo Check out my fresh new style of clothes We cause bedlock body-shock Take another from the top She’s an undercover cop Likes to use a lotta props Bass bomb dot net Heavy petting getting wet Otis Redding Miss Yvette Careful when you send a threat Tossing bottles at the models Super throttle never coddle Meditating by the lake Pound it hard until it breaks Giving you a little bit, a little bit of soul Everybody at the party come & jump into the hole Come & try to make a splash – if you need a place to crash Ain’t no need to look no further if you’re giving up that ass I like to snowboard – snowboards rule I like to watch Final Four Basketball too I’m codependent on my girlfriend Television television I like television I wanna buy the Game Boy Advance The games on that are as fun as crap I like Limp Bizkit, I like Eminem I like Method Man, I like Redmen I love drinking Mountain Dew Gulp gulp gulp now I’m thru Let’s watch the movie Titanic I think that movie is romantic Let’s all celebrate our diversity And give money to the university That way we can help children learn Legalized pot is harder to burn
2.	Run Shoot 01:19	lyrics
Run shoot where’s the duke Damn Tony Mamaluke Holy shit check his head How the hell he isn’t dead Dark blood flowing thick Tossing you into the crick Oh my god is that your chick She knows how to turn a trick Sleazy blonde word is bond Tossing you into the pond Finally I’m twenty-four I will be forevermore Now let your booty out Lookit there we caught a trout Naughty nymph nice & clean She was barely seventeen Reel her in, hurry fast I can’t wait to hit the ass Pull the hook out of her mouth Now we’ll take her to the house Clean rap for the parents They don’t have to feel embarrassed When they listen to our song Cuz there isn’t nothing wrong I’m kinda shy when I’m in public But get me alone & we’ll be fuckin I rock the mike like a wild banshee Save the wild owls, whales & manatees Hey Bri, you remember the good old days When we used to smoke hash at church on Sunday Well now those days are gone & we’re all poor And my head got bashed in & stepped on the floor Cuz people hate me. I bought my girl on the Internet Cuz Chuck E. Cheese robots were deemed unfit For childbearing. Now I’m rocking it live I’m the tall guy Jurassic 5 He’s the short guy Jurassic 5 Do you think you can test my Shaolin Style?
3.	Pish Posh 01:32	lyrics
Teeny bop body pop Come on baby do the wop Wave your body to the top Now the beat is gonna drop Bam there it go Let me take ya to the show Rap mechanical in form Come on baby keep it warm Chemical medical Place it alphabetical Super copacetical Wicked hypothetical Intermediate belief Try to bite without your teeth Big chief coral reef Wearing nothing underneath Phantom of the battleground Analog is how it sounds Animal of intellect Pish posh oral sex Leather garter metal bed Hanging up inside the shed Branding iron flaming hot Burn my name into the twat Come on come on get live in here Come and fill your cup by the keg of beer I really like beer tasty fine Something that makes me feel like wine Cuz it gives me a buzz – it’s so finesse I drink and then I become undressed Now I love Miller Lite Draft Beer With bubbles of yellow nice bottle queer New awesome teen flavored drinking binge I’m the Bambi Girls and he’s my evil twin We got pussy control, we got pussy control We got swish swash pish posh pussy control
4.	Mask Hot 01:22	lyrics
Red leather mask Hot dripping candle wax Burns mutilated chest Blood running down the flesh Deep penetrating pain Yes smack it with a cane Sharp metal razor wire Toss her in the fire Rapping at the barbecue – chicken on the grill All the women in their bathing suits tanning on the hill Cuz summer is the time of year to lay out in the sun Come on over to the barbecue we’ll have a lot of fun BDSM Hotter than you ever been When you’re grimacing in pain Hanging from a metal chain Blood rushing to your head Locking you inside the shed Seven days, seven nights Everything will be alright Well I don’t care if she dances loco That don’t mean that she’s no ho no In the back seat with red shoes on bro We are driving to the disco We are blowing go to elope And run drive to Mexa-ico I go call my mom on the phone I’m in love with a stripper yo Tantalize teaser tabletop pleaser Gimme what I needer Mastercard Visa Hip-hop quotable it’s quite notable Oil like Mobile bull, Edgar Al Poe-able Cain killed Abel & that’s a fact We’re headed for the Promised Land no turning back My parents joined the march against segregation Malcolm X called for an all-black nation
5.	Here We Are United Just For You 01:29	lyrics
James King pretty thing Party girl bling bling Spark em out cold as ice Hotel Heidi Fleiss Border town battle mound I just want a break it down Smooth in the name of bass Beat your woman in the face Laser Man, Black Beast In the valley of the priest I like everyone the least You are recently deceased Now you know I engineer Grab the booty by the rear Baudelaire put er there Beat your woman with a chair Everybody do The Bump Nineteen eighty-four jump Jump in the name of love Going dancing at the club Moving all around the floor Warm it up a little more When the beat is going fast Smack your woman on the ass Here we are united just for you Our high-top cuts are new because we’re on the move We’re like a movie star No matter near or far We just light up the screen And plant them magic beans Well you know that we be rockin on the microphone And you know that that’s a fact So if you wanna see us rockin on the microphone Y’all better learn how to act You better swing your arms up from right to left Move your body like you’re caught in a net Reach up high & shout super-duper loud And push everybody like a big snowplow Hip hop don’t stop Sow the seed, reap the crop Body body rock Body body rock rock rock So here’s a word to the wise If you’re trying to act sneaky, you’re in for a big surprise
6.	Lover Leaver 01:16	lyrics
Love her leave her yellow fever Broken stereo receiver Wanted by the FBI Wanting really hard to try Now let me set it off Big & round really soft Juggle up & down & back Sweeter than a Honey Smack Postmodernism Punk Grand Railroad of Funk You just sit & spin your wheels I don’t care how good it feels I descend upon the beat Floating all around the street Generate a lot of heat Every time I win, I cheat I’ve been warned about it once Give her what a woman wants Then if you fulfill her needs You can hit it while it bleeds Kill kill murder murder All the dumb slow learners Put em on the backburner All pork frankfurter Who wants to party We’ll party all night Yo I am a glowing peg inside a Lite Brite Whereas he is like Speak & Spell, and Lisa is Twister Also Mickey is Etch A Sketch, & Heino is Mr. Math Wizard We’re hot as the planet Mercury We’re close to the sun & spinning frequently My girlfriend stopped a bullet for me And now she’s buried beneath – she’s six feet deep I will never ever mention who my rap influence Even tho you don’t remember who the old Juice Crew is Now listen up kids I will tell you a story First Afrika Bambaataa was really so boring Then Busy Bee raped some women really hard And then Hip-Hop was born right out in the yard
7.	Untitled (Modern Miracle) 01:10	lyrics
Modern miracle of man Put the parrot in the pan Keep the body in the van Now carry out the plan I will dominate the earth You will die before your birth All that men will ever know Isn’t difficult to show Murder murder beat & maim I don’t even know the dame Shoot her up with Novocain That’ll taper down the pain I feel so disoriented By the way the story ended Four syllables rhyme That don’t happen every time I agree to disagree Hotter than a cup of tea You get really mad at me Cuz I never pay the fee One day when me & Ron were walking around Then I noticed I looked forward looked at a sound That we saw a girl who I had a crush on And I noticed her quick – me & my friend Ron I thought I could make myself look more cool If I made fun of Ron & made him look like a fool So I told the girl Ron was a stupid retard But then the girl got as mad as a mad skylark Cuz her sister was mentally retarded at home So I tried to laugh it off but that didn’t work yo So I cried & cried & cried cried & cried Then I hit myself hard & I went inside
8.	Hold Your Breath 01:17	lyrics
Drunken boat a violent past Flying down the river fast Adolescent drive or die Smoke the fire fill the sky I don’t represent a group I don’t always tell the truth I would never lie to you Cuz you know our love is true Nihilist mythology I am all apologies Biker bitch leather bra Spiked boots iron jaw Spend a season deep in hell Wish into the wishing well I don’t wanna kiss & tell Why’s it got a fishy smell Like shrimp or lobster, tuna of the sea And I don’t wanna catch the A the I the D To the S, oh yes – that’s for safe sex When you’re waxing a booty you better hold your breath Itsy bitsy polka-kini Three cheese tortellini Mossimo Mussolini Alfredo Fettuccine I like the stylish clothes you wear I like the way you do your hair I like the lights when the ice will glare And I can see you move way over there Lullaby Love where you been so long I want chocolate covered strawberry apple pie, mom Fun fun fun fun Run around town showing both your buns People of the world unite against race For a transcript, send a SASE Self-addressed stamped envelope Oh no – my condom broke I like to let myself explode Right where the rubber all meets the road
9.	Push Shove 01:23	lyrics
Push shove rubber dove You could never ever love Bound in leather on the rug You want trouble? Look for Doug I get on the mike and rap Toss the paper on the stack Never say the rap again Unless I voiceover them Big beat big and round You can feel the way it pounds Gavel hammer lemon pie Which of them does not apply Twenty minute rap-a-thon Every Saturday, it’s on Falling over in the lawn Now you are as good as gone Battle pit counterfeit Big big big tits So her shirt can barely fit And they’re hanging out of it Huge dark women nude Better bring an innertube Floating down the Black Sea Damn, it got all over me Even tho this is right at the top I like this beat so much I have to stop And take a breath, & enjoy the view from here Pig’s Eye Pilsner is the best cheap beer I like money cuz money rules It helps me buy things that is cool Man I have a hard time writing lately I need more inspirational ladies I got the juice like Tupac And my grandpa called hotdish goulash Do you know my grandpa worked for the railroads He got a severance package of gold And retirement funds way below the par He used to beat my grandma hard
10.	Find It Now 01:35	lyrics
G-spot find it now Run you over with a plow Fine elderberry pie I get really really high I prohibit rapping here There you have it, nice & clear So you better shut your mouth Or you gotta leave the house Funky beat body heat Ready rock saddle seat Battletron steady peak So fashionable & chic Baby let me take a look Don’t be scared – I read the book You had better learn to cook Or I’ll hang you on the hook Rome Paris and Milan Middle of the Amazon I like women that are blonde Spin around like a baton Pull em down, let em drop Now we’ll take it from the top Bend over at the waist Put your hand around your face Battletron Battletron real real rap Well throw your hand in the air just like that Yeah now we’re ready to rap onstage It’s Love & Respect and we’re busting out the cage Like birds of a feather always flocking together & you know that ain’t a damn thing changed but the weather It’s a rap thing y’all, y’all wouldn’t understand L&R is the funkiest Rap Techno Metal Band We’re like the Jupiter – biggest of planets With some satellite emcees that just can’t stand it When they try to bite hard & swallow our style But our style is protein, it’s rock-hard bile Yo Bry – What? – Help me out with this rap – OK what should I do? – Just hold this back – What is this, the mike? – Yeah, now hold it away – Why? – Cuz I might destroy it when I get crazy Come on baby shake it up I drive a pickup truck My dad works for FedEx I like taco lettuce Cymbal crash big band I can do a handstand Fresh wild fly & def Oh no, someone shot Wyclef