VOX, by L&R

VOX

by L&R

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1.	Who is VOX? 02:08	lyrics
Shakin’ up my style like a can of pop Throwin’ some fastballs and tryin’ to go pop Makin’ some beats that are heavy and nice I add some distortion and the drums are precise Calling all rap stars to the center stage I’ll blow your damn toupees off with the wind machine Writer’s block got Bryan block from me Disco Bryan in the motherfuckin place to be Goin’ A-wire – that means I’m goin’ berserk Goin’ totally weird cold rockin’ the mike Master emcee production coordinator excellent Rubbing fast-flow lotion on my pelvisent True words are spoken and VOX is here Goin’ into your face and down your throat like a cold beer Staring at your girl like a voyeur And I’m starting my voyage in my Voyager LA woman, stay away from me I’m a magnet – the women all cling to me Death signal, channelin’ throughout the spectrum Mass murderin’ audiences, infinite sums Of dead listeners – my style’s fly like Fessenden Who’s the best? It ain’t you – guess again You fuckin’ bumblin’ idiot illiterate laughing-stock Quivvin’ out girls post-sex aftershocks You’re the town drunk – I’m the detox We lock you up, place you in the death box Your girl’s sick, always actin’ outrageous I don’t fuck with her – she’s contagious She gave you pubic lice and dust mites Tapeworms, hepatitis A with snakebites Girl, you wanna go down low Don’t even think about askin’: no
2.	What is VOX? 01:57	lyrics
L&R is good, and you are bad Everything you want, I’ve already had Girl’s all depressed, always actin’ sad Front like you’re hard, always actin’ mad I’m always happy – I think you would be If you had all the girls jockin’ you like me Spot beam, satellite geo-stationary I’m legendary: blidnin’ rap visionaries Of white rap calling your girl for the night cap So straddle my lap and feel on my back – I like that You read wack poetry like Ion Rap slow without another shoulder to cry on My name is Brian and I’m a Gemini I’m not Puffy – I’m a jealous guy Misogynist, not environmentalist Wireless cable Master of the beat on the Doctor Rhythm pad If you wanna touch me then you’ll have to learn to be sad Cuz my style is good and I’m rockin’ yo ’hood Tryin’ out some new stuff and makin’ beats faster than you could Hyperspace down the stars Goin’ 80 miles per hour in my brand-new car Traveling up and away with American flags Putting all the bad emcees down in rags Walking around in sackcloth lopin’ and mopin’ I rise above you like a warm magic muffin Rappin’ hard style on the mike with ease Goin’ thousand when the limit is 103 It’s like the fun never stops when L&R rock spots I be makin’ singers run to their home at the big top With a style topnotch I watch your whole plan flop Cuz your shit’s as simplistic as scripts on Baywatch
3.	Why is VOX? 01:42	lyrics
I have no idea what you’re looking at It’s me, VOX, with a hat On – I make the beat repeat and repeat I ride my horse all over the street Runnin’ and runnin’ – a hundred miles and gallopin’ I’m travellin’ ravelin’ out with javelins Today I’m gonna make some crazy type stuff Rappin’ on the track all four tracks of dust You get blow on like a toupee A bad one that looks like some brown sunrays Torque pressure additive science fiction cowgirl Rap your fat lips around the mike like a coward, girl Introducing VOX Traveling down straight with the real rock And roll – rap and computer soul Robot sex and we’re ready to go It’s the East Coast Family: Bell Biv DeVOX Traveling in your face funk like socks Home on the range, your girl looks strange Strum the guitar while you rap for change I combine ways, make new ways, amaze And reduce your whole world to a single phrase Everything is fire – we are metal Lock you up till you settle Down – you know I’m down for Lots of raw sex, your girls the town whore She looks dirty, sick, with disease A girl like that get with me? Please I don’t see what you see in her I don’t see why anyone would sleep with her No standards, you’re pathetic You need to take a class in aesthetics Your girl’s fat, she needs diuretics
4.	Where is VOX? 01:26	lyrics
Portable stereo heterodyne Radio dynamic loud bass design I be the force designer auto-reverse Ya girl’s checkin’ from the second that I started my verse I’m bloodthirsty, comb the university Checkin’ for sorority girls to come and quench my thirst, see I’m a vampire – your girl’s a trampire She won’t leave me alone, got thrown in the campfire Face to face and back to back You see and feel my sex attack You approach L&R with a helmet and shield But your tape got erased by the magnetic field And your girl’s runnin’ scared but you can’t hear the scream Why? It hit her like a death ray beam Skippity-skip double deck the jump rope The contest is over and I smell dope Let’s do a bag and go hibernate And go chill for a while and go look for dates I like the girls with blonde hair and dresses You like boys with bagpipes and Scottish dresses I like people with metal for skin You like people with nuts on their chin You like in an ice palace – I’m Fire Man I melt your whole palace, I melt your whole plan Fire comes shooting out my finger I melt all ice-cold singers and give you the middle finger
5.	Untitled (Green Slime Bastard) 01:50	lyrics
We shake your foundation and rock your world Your girl’s a boisterous drunken girl You are a vagabond homeless nomad I’m supersonic like J.J. Fad You’re a panhandler, Paul-style gambler Pedophiliac sadistic sheep-handler Your girl’s an R&B singer Failed prostitute: go figure Askin’ L&R if she can sing with us Tryin’ to be a star, she wanna sleep with us Always wanna bitch, try to raise a fuss So we threw her naggin’ ass straight off the bus Watch your face and stay out of my way We got twelve angry hookers with pepper spray And sharp steel-toed hooker boots You better run They got metal brassieres with gatling guns Thump thump thump, the bass goes thump We’re at the club, and you’re ready to ready to ready to jump Up to the ceiling for the funkdafied feelin’ Love & Respect is standin’ not kneelin’ VOX rocks – we got the pain box Putting your hand into the death contraption Vacuum hole, come unto my side and be my dance partner I will instruct your feet which steps to take Be my mate, vacuum hole, and give me some atmosphere If you don’t like atmosphere, we don’t have to go there Catch the flag, brother, I’m the mike master [Green slime bastard]
6.	Untitled (I Like Porpoises) 02:08	lyrics
Don’t look in my eyes you’ll see a very red glow If you look too long, you will become a freak show Touch my hand and realize shockwave I’m a boom box in your bath with you naked Plugged in – now my style’s smooth like a baby’s ass Going into outer space preparing to laugh When I see your asteroid trying to hit my planet Shooting beam lasers at your pitiful granite My blue pen that wrote this rhyme is poison ink If you pick it up, your hand will start to start to stink Get your face smacked talkin’ behind my back You can take this job and shove it up your ass We start the fire, get your girl fired up She slapped your face up, so now your jaw’s wired shut She’s a fighter – every time I ride her She always tells me to come inside her She like raw sex, asphyxiation Double penetration, oral fixation She tells me to call my friends The fun never ends Love & Respect: the spitting image of perfection Disabled vocalists, take up a collection Bankin’ on the long-shot chance I’m sympathetic For your pathetic, sad display – forget it Stay on track when L&R leads the pack Wild wolf packs shred up your contract In the night pitch black mikes I contact I got the knack – you got bong resin & flashbacks
7.	Oh My Gosh 02:12	lyrics
Your girl’s sweet and sassy, nice and nasty Shakin’ her ass every time she pass me Showin’ her thing – always tryin’ to sing And tryin’ to love me tender, knowin’ I’m the king Every place I’m at is paradise I’m malevolent death, girl, say goodnight Kiss me deadly – this ain’t democracy No backwards application of Marx’ philosophy We’re L&R: logical necessity Why’s your girl undressin’ me, runnin up and tryin’ to molest me Touch me in the mornin’, touch me at night Touch me in the moonlight, touch me right You need sex for perfect health You think about me and you touch yourself I write arguments like Saint Anslem Then hold your God for ransom I rap and travel one-third the speed of light Go faster than a cop car flashin’ my lights Real fast and I give you earaches and sonic whiplash Crack your head open with a concrete slab Goin’ A-wire totalitarian army dictator You’re “Saved by the Bell” like Zack versus Slater My style totals anyone, I go antigravity Go into the sky and shoot the breeze Cuz I miss the birds and the pigs that are flying Don’t look now but Metal Cyclops is eyeing Your girl with red lasers, melting and smoldering Making your hair smoke – baby, I’m your everything I’m the wind machine blowing words at you And you’re the AIDS patient and I’m the flu Cuz you’re broke down like your immune system is And nobody can beat me, not even the Biz
8.	When is VOX? 01:40	lyrics
No emcee is better than Tricky B I come from the land of the Pentadors, you see I connect lines like dot-to-dots And make the sun spin, go and knock your face off Traveling faster than some white light Goin’ to the top – high up to great heights One eye metal, and my gears are oiled with good lubricant I throw rocks at your car dent Scratch your glass eye with a diamond X5 scratches up faster than a diamond Brianna shootin’ from a cannon You’re walking closer to me, I’m death waiting to happen I’ll blast you with a shaken up can of pop Blast some carbonated styles of hip-hop I’m goin’ full screen Like nudie pictures on Internet porn magazines Arrogant rhyme always keepin’ the pace Your girl’s always naked, always lovin’ the bass Drippin’ in sweat, always shakin’ her booty Always lookin’ for sex, always tryin’ to do me Callin’ me up, tellin’ me to come near Always tellin’ me things that I don’t wanna hear Cuz I don’t care what she’s doin’ & I don’t care what she’s done I just wanna get naked & I just wanna have fun Shake your booty, baby, just shake it up and down Shake it to the side, then you shake it all around When I’m rockin’ on the mike, all the girls get on the floor They all get drunk on alcohol till they can’t find the door
9.	How is VOX? 02:23	lyrics
Baby doll wanna find a man So drunk she can’t barely stand So fat she can’t barely walk So dumb she can’t barely talk You go out and strut your stuff Baby doll can’t get enough She says that you work it right She wanna take you home tonight You think baby doll is fly There must be something wrong with your eyes There must be something wrong with your taste She takes you back to her place She leads you thru the door She throws you on the floor She hops on top of you Then tells you what to do She wants to get you off She takes all your clothes off She goes south of the border You admit your sex disorder Eenie meenie miney moe I’m a bad buck pullin’ all the does I make the microphone implode and die Throw a good rhyme right in your eye Make you blind, run into your new car Make a big dent that looks bizarre Crash 40 planes with wings into your house Throw a big bucket of water on your face, louse Then I wake you up and like a cold shower Give you some soap and scrub your butt for an hour Slash your face like Jason Go into space and kill you four times without erasin’ Go up the block and ride down the block with the cops Flash the lights and you stop Quickly – in the name of love Always lookin’ at me strange, always askin’ for a dub
10.	Is that VOX? 02:39	lyrics
I was loungin’ with your girl, she had her clothes all off We just had finished havin’ sex, and I had just dozed off When your girl started buggin’ and actin’ all paranoid She said: Somebody is watchin’ us and they’re right outside She was scared to even look outside and see who was there I asked what led her to believe somebody was out there She said that while we were fuckin’, somebody started to cheer I said: I didn’t hear nothin’ – and then her eyes filled with tears I said: Baby, don’t worry – I played it off with a smile Then I went to the hospital and checked her mental file And it said she was a paranoid schizo-bitch I rip your face, I put it into a bowl Eat it with some salt and break your heart and eat it whole Take your earlobe with my fingers pinching it And bite it with my teeth cold biting into it Stick a sharp piece of paper right into your eye Make you have a heroin addiction and die The wind machine blows your toupee off It looks like a rat or a squirrel all small and soft My mike sounds nice, I think I’ll rock it for a while Bad, bad dog puttin’ terror in the style Totally confused, that’s what you are Cuz I’m sucking on the exhaust pipe of your car
11.	VOX BOX 02:02	lyrics
The drums are very loud, they are banging with no fear Loud like an airplane flying in your ear The kick drum sounds like a bomb The snare sounds like a car crash The click track – there is no click track Cuz we don’t need that crap I analyze the hell out of your little tiny style Look at your girlfriend and she gives me a smile Loose as a goose, this style is loose Goin’ down the beat in the caboose In the back – microphone extraordinaire Shake your fat butt if you got it down there We speak in secret alphabets You can’t decode our new cassette You’re stressed out – you’re a nervous wreck I make your network disconnect Anti logic, anti rap Naked girl dancin’ on my lap Flesh for fantasy rebel yell Fly like Billy Idol with clientele I got dission with metal suits Girls spit fire with guns that shoot You got dission in your head We killed hip-hop, now it’s dead We are the light come shinin’ thru We are the rope that strangled you We are the best of possible worlds You are the worst of possible girls